nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

(via caffeine-and-prozac)


kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


I don’t give a heck about nothing
Christian Novelli (via healtheweak)

alchemists:

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

(via armadillo)


foodchewer:

hey you have a cute dog.. you wanna go out sometime?

(via hate)


sherlock-needs-his-john:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

(via circumcising)


horroreoofficial:

i bet 5$ peter pettigrew saw ron jacking it

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

(via circumcising)


nakedly:

nakedly:

i hate perfect people

which is why i hate myself

(via guy)


peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

(via pizza)