bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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amazign:

one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’

(via romneysclit)


spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

(via hate)


minarachelle:

Abandoned Village in Scotland!

minarachelle:

Abandoned Village in Scotland!


destroyed-and-abandoned:

Chateau Miranda - Celles, Belgium

destroyed-and-abandoned:

Chateau Miranda - Celles, Belgium


abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

(via dutchster)


zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

(via hate)


i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

(via hi)


nitrqin:

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.

(via hate)